Showing posts with label Funnies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funnies. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

TOP LIKES...?



I found this saying listed as a top "Like" on Facebook...

When you're waiting for someone and you look like a prostitute.


I’m not quite sure why someone would like the saying…

To me…It would be more in the “Dislike” category and actually, it happened to me years and years ago…

In my growing-up years, there was a massage parlor on the main street in town. It didn’t look seedy, but everyone knew what REALLY went on in there. Years passed, the massage parlor went away, and a drum studio went in…It was there that I took my drum lessons from a very high-quality musician.

One day, at only 14 years of age, I was standing out “on the corner” waiting for Mom to pick me up from my lessons. Some guy drove by, rolled down his window, and in some not-so-nice-words, called me a prostitute. I don’t even recall exactly what he said, but I still think of it often as I drive by the same building…Drum studio no longer, and all these years later.

Isn’t it funny what sticks in a person’s mind?

Have a good Thursday, and try to find a funny in YOUR day today…

{There always is one…It just doesn’t always manifest itself until later. ;0)}

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

WATER WATER WATER AND A PHONE THAT SERVES AS A LEVEL



A very very rainy two days…Would that my flowers (and the rest of my garden seeds) already be in the ground…

Oh, well…

DH and I went shopping over the weekend and picked out several varieties that will HOPEFULLY last in our extreme-sun and extreme-shade beds…I have been experimenting for several years now not to much avail, but I won’t give up!

Giving up is never much fun anyway!



Have you ever heard of a Foam Party? I certainly hadn’t and neither had DS…

Until he and his date attended one.

It’s a dance where they spray soap foam all over everyone…Hmmm…Not sure how that could be much fun…But anyway…

It wasn’t like a lot of the pictures I looked up online, which look pretty raunchy, as he is at a church school…But there were still consequences!



He got soaked, and so did his phone! He said it looks more like a level now than a phone…Water floating in the screen with an air bubble in it to boot! Ha Ha Ha! I definitely had to laugh on that one!

There’s always SOMETHING new to ponder!

Well, everyone, have a Terrific Tuesday!

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

THERE ONCE WAS A BOY, A VERY LONG BOY



THERE ONCE A BOY, A VERY LONG BOY; A VERY LONG BOY WAS HE…



HE CALLED FOR HIS BIKE…





HE CALLED FOR HIS TOOLS…





HE CALLED FOR HIS NEPHEWS THREE…









WE THOUGHT HE WAS TOUGH, THIS VERY LONG BOY…A PROTECTOR HE COULD BE!



WITH THE MEDALS HE’D EARNED THROUGHOUT ALL THE YEARS, NOT A ONE COULD DISAGREE!





ON TOP ALL OF THAT, HE WAS A GOOD BOY, TO FRIENDS AND FOE AND TIKE…



HE LOVED HIS MA, HE LOVED HIS PA, AND HE LOVED THE LORD ALIKE…







WITH HIS FRIENDS HE MADE A TRIO, TOGETHER SINCE YEARS AGO…



BUT TO ME, THEY WERE MY LITTLE MEN, MY BACKWARDS OREO!





WELL ONE DAY MR. LONG BOY, MET DEFEAT BEFORE US ALL…



WHEN HIS SISTER, WHO WAS TOUGHER THAN HE, HAD HIM UP AGAINST A WALL!





ALAS, HE COULD NOT HOLD HIS OWN…



SHE HAD HIM WITH A WINK…





AND NOW OUR DEAR YOUNG LONG BOY…



IS REDUCED...



TO LIVE…




IN PINK...

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Monday, February 2, 2009

A FUNNY FOR MONDAY



I think that this was meant to be a little jab at the theory of evolution... ;)

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Friday, January 30, 2009

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Monday, January 26, 2009